I've never really taken slitting of my wrists seriously. Something about the feeling of sharp steel slicing smoothly through soft skin makes me squirm a little. I used to doubt that I could do it properly. It would be a mess — and the only thing more embarrassing than a suicide is a botched one.
But now it's different. Now I would happily take that option. True, it would be nice to just fade, painlessly, into nothingness. Like falling asleep. Going quietly into the good night, so to speak. But the pain of death is hardly comparable to the pain of life. Does a few moments of pain compare to an eternal future of agony? Of course not.
So yes, I would happily drag a razor blade down the inside of my forearm. I would do it slowly — savouring the simple suffering that is physical pain — and when I had reached the start of my bicep I would stop. I would pass the small, blood-stained blade to the other hand. And then I would repeat the process along the other arm — wrist to crook of the elbow. It would be clinical and controlled. Calm. It would be happy. Almost. If happiness was really a thing. And then I would lie there — propped slightly upright for both comfort and blood flow — and listen to some music as the life drained out from my body and into the cold earth.
The sounds would merge with the images. The patterns that always haunted my mind in its most trying moments would be there. More vividly than ever they would blend together with my reality: the sound of sad guitar strings strumming, and the thick, grungy smell of blood. All of it would fuse into one thing — a tangible consciousness. That would fade away from me as gracefully as it does when getting high or passing out drunk.
A transcendence more swift than sleep, and more final than smoke.
But I can't do that. Because of one thing.
Guilt.
I can't leave. I can't be wholly selfish even if I tried to. So whilst I wish to leave now more than ever, I cannot. Whilst I would gladly take any exit without much hesitation, I can take none.
Fuck guilt. Fuck it all.
Life is a pointless cunt. That it is. Perhaps not just a cunt. Perhaps it has a sole redeeming quality: the supreme consistency with which it fools us into believing that it's all going to be alright.
Fuck it all. Fuck it all. Perhaps it is better never to have been. How absurd that a pre-cognisant foetus may be granted excemption from life and yet I may not. How absurd that my dog can be "put out of his misery" and go without shame or pain. And yet I cannot, in all my sentience, in all my cognisance, in all my reason; choose to be freed from this cosmic clusterfuck.